Ode to a roommate

You stupid silly drama queen
and all these games you play.
You thrive on gossip and the news
of other people's lives.
You have no room for friends
'cause your life is so complicated.
the boys who love you
and the ones you don't.
Every moment filled with intrigue.

News flash, take a poll.
No one cares.
This isn't your universe and no,
the sun doesn't rise or set on you.
So lower your stupid voice.
Slow down and listen for once
To others!
Because on my world stage
you are only a background player.